“What’s the deal with dispensaries? I mean, you got your corner deli, your mom-and-pop shop, but who ever heard of a store – right in the middle of San Diego and Ukiah, CA no less – dedicated to selling cannabis? It’s lunacy! And I love it.
Just like that perpetually empty jar of pickles in your fridge, the marijuana stigma is becoming a thing of the past. And really, why shouldn’t it? There’s no better way to enjoy an episode of ‘Bee Movie’ than with a relaxing indica blend slowly melting your stress away, am I right?
Head to Cannabis 21 Plus, one of the top dispensaries right in Hemet, CA and Sorrento Valley, CA. This isn’t your Uncle Leo’s back-room dealings we’re talking about here; this is 21st century cannabis, baby! They’ve got flowers, they’ve got CBD, they’ve got topicals… it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, if Willy Wonka was into hemp instead of sweets.
Imagine walking into the world’s most decadent candy store (an adult candy store of course, where you’d need ID to enter) – that’s what it feels like when you step into these dispensaries. From classic marijuana flowers to a variety of innovative products like CBD-infused lotions and gummies, it feels like a trip to Disneyland–– only much mellower. Never in a million years did I think it would be so easy to find a dispensary near me in Palm Desert, CA and Riverside, CA. It’s amazing!
Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Jerry, I could order from these online dispensaries, why would I go to the store?” Well, surely you’ve also wondered what it’s like to walk down the aisle of your local grocery store and see pickles, cookies, and your friendly snowman all right there! No waiting for days, no tracking numbers – just simple, one-on-one customer service. At Cannabis 21 Plus, it feels personal, educational and – dare I say it – fun.
Cannabis 21 Plus is making buying cannabis as accessible as ordering your favorite takeout. So what are you waiting for? Go ahead and find your perfect pick at this marijuana dispensary. You’ll thank me later. Also, remember, you don’t need a reason to use cannabis, but if you’re watching ‘Bee Movie’ for the tenth time in a week, well, it couldn’t hurt.
So stop by, say hello, order the ‘Kramer Blend’, and tell them Jerry sent you as you explore a world filled to the brim with cannabis. And who knows, you could just stumble upon your new favorite pastime in sunny California. Now there’s a joke without a punchline. “